I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
