So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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