WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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