Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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