I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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