i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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