the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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