I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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