Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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