we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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