just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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