porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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