Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
