Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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