I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
what day is it and did you see me today?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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