That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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