today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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