It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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