My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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