all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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