He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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