wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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