Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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