We're like a lot better than the average bears
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I looked at my own cervix.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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