I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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