Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
