Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
