Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I faked an abortion last night.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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