can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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