I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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