Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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