U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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