If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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