I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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