i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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