with your own penis?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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