I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
