Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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