It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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