oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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