butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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