The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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