I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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