Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
This baby is an asshole
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
