the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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