He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just found a bag of teeth...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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