How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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