from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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