Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize