So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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