he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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