Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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