so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
honey bunches of taint.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We are two peas in an std pod
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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