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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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